I (dreamt that I) kissed a girl, and I liked it

I am not a lesbian BUT there is this one girl in town who moves her body like a cyclone and makes me wanna do naughty things to her all night long…

No seriously, I am the biggest chick critic but this hottie by the name of Shahana Khan Khalil is soo hot that she can turn on any chick like me… I have been admiring her from her theater days and went to Kuch Khaas on different occasions just to luck at that Goddess. Perfect curves, smile to kill, lips so full, little plump but not fat… In short a SEX BOMB.

Hell I bought a Slackistan dvd just to look at her and we all know that the movie SUCKED big time.I love you Shahana and I dream about you and I am not of ashamed saying it…

Ward Robe Malfunctions

If you think we are dead, think again....

We are right here and trying not to post the ward robe malfunction pics we have on us

Don't tempt me cause i ain't scared of no bitches

Bartan Live

A very sweet friend of ours is launching her own channel..

That's is awesome.. U rock girl....

Every One go and like this page


https://www.facebook.com/BartanLive

Fashion Week | Suckers

These guys know how to suck  up....

All that they have written for Islamabad Fashion Week Is bull shit

http://www.islamabadthecapital.com/category/featured-projects/

Islamabad - A snap

Omar Khalid Butt, Rubiya and Aashir doing what they do best

Tariq Gay Amin

Tariq Amin a.k.a Gay Amin is known as a man who likes to sleep with boys. A number of people say that he is good friends with Ali Zafar and Deepak Perwani.
Well according to our sources it has been confirmed that he slept with the new male models from Islamabad Fashion Week.
This sick pervert calls himself Daddy of Fashion. *puke's on the floor*
A total disgrace to every one.

Interesting

Fayeza Amin

Mrs. Amin has a thing for boys half her age. The original Cougar from Islamabad. Giving us girls a bad name. The funny thing is may be Mr. Amin was also hugging a boy at that time.

THESE IMAGES ARE FROM ISLAMABAD FASHION WEEK AFTER PARTY

SHORT CUT TO FAME

One of our regular follower sent us this image from the Fashion Week. Do we have to say something?
Feel free to say whatever you feel like.
Chao!

Natasha Ejaz

Natasha Ejaz is a brilliant singer and it is evident that she will rule our music industry in a few years time. One thing is sure though, she lacks in fashion sense. Don't believe us, We have pictures. Girl what happened to you. You were not like this in BMI.

Schumaila Hussain

Schumaila Hussain is an amazing singer from Islamabad and has a lot of potential when it comes to singing. As all the young girls love to dress up and look good, this girl has unfortunately fallen into wrong hands. Word on the street is that she is styled by the self proclaimed daddy of fashion; Tariq Amin (puke!!!) and Toni and Guy. Toni and Guy actually did a fab job in her debut video.
Our recommendation to you is to stop visiting the bald barber and pay some attention to your self.
Here are some pictures to prove our point.
GIRL you need a new stylist. For the love of GOD please.......

Now check this
 A still from her music video when she worked with Toni and Guy

We are alive

Bad news for all those people who thought that we are dead.
This is not a publicity stunt.
We will be back with a bang.

For Now, keep those comments rolling and we simply love them. There are no caps on language. Use your best vocabulary on this plate form. We don't mind anything.

You just gave us another reason to continue.

Mwahh!!! Bless you all

P.S Happy Valentines Day.
Here is an image to brighten up your day

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A POSE

The bitches at IFW

Professionalism is clearly something missing at the over hyped fashion week. The support staff is a collection of bitches from third class iqra university. They are busy whoring around with the designers and guest. Also they like to call themselves as coordinators. Bitches you are hall management and ushers.

Now Check This Pose

Oh yeah baby.. this is so bloody perfect... check her face.. Classic.. Bless you

In your face photographers 

The Funeral Show

Its funny how our designers so don't know their trade and yet they pose as big shots. Went out for lunch and ran late for the show.. So i came in and got seated in the second row. Some skinny looking models were walking the ramp with some extremely dull and depressing clothing. What was more interesting was that the models also looked depressed.

I was wondering to mu self, hey what exactly is this.. The show ended and it was announced to clap for the designer for this wonderful bridal collection.

*jaw drop*

Bitch I ain't wearing this shit to my wedding

Seriously learn what you do or quit

The Inside Job

Now the Fashion Week has a lot of flaws..
a. mismanaged
b. bad choice of music
c. models were not up to par
d. angry designers

but last but not the least, bribery

Oh yeah this is true.. A 1,000 Rupee note shown to the crew was enough to make entry into the show. Our insider who came with out a pass sweet talked a girl and she agreed on a 1,000
Later the same 1,000 was used to take her out for dinner after the show.

Our second insider charmed one of the organizers and she got in for free..

"i don't know why i bothered getting a pass, when i could have just flirted with some desperate loser"

Style Statement at Islamabad Fashion Week

Style is some thing that should define a guys personality and the fashion week is all about style. As we talk about style, our insider sent us an sms about the hottest fashion to hit Islamabad Fashion Week. Even Armani, Gucci or Prada cant come up with such style statement. A full black suit with red converse. Oh yeah!! you read it right, Converse with suits makes the perfect style statement.

For those of you who didn't get us, we were being sarcastic
Red converse with a black suit is like puke with pasta. If its a black suit you'll wear then the only thing you are allowed is black oxfords or wingtips. End of story.

Angry Designers at IFW

It seems everything is not going as well at IFW as Tariq Amin would like the everyone to think. One of the designers was extremely disappointed with the managements efforts. Not only that but he was so infuriated by what he saw at the buyers lounge, which was more useful as a smokers corner, than a buyers lounge. So disappointed and enraged was the designer in question that he threatened legal action as he had been lured to Islamabad with false promises of meeting loads of buyers and dealers.

SUNDUS JAMIL

Sundus Jamil is one of the ugliest looking girls in town. Not that we hold a personal vendetta against her but her presence at the fashion week has shattered the hopes and dreams of many good looking girls in town.

The power of make up. Turning Shrek into fiona. And failing at it. Donkey is better looking most would agree.

Islamabad Fashion Week 2011- Day 2

The second day was mismanaged to the greatest extent. Shows were postponed for many hours.. Guests left.. Here is a look at the parking place

As you can see there are no keys at SheshMehal Serena Hotal parking as people left saying {)(&O^%&* to the management

Islamabad Fashion Week 2011

Islamabad Fashion Week 2011 started on 27th January 2011 and it is just a money making stunt by the wanna be Pakistani fashion Industry.

It is stated that the event is only for foreign media and the sponsor media. Local media has been kicked out..

WTF!!!!!! WTH are they thinking, Are they Milan or New York

The models were useless. Here is an interesting picture. Check the look on her face.. and the way she moves